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MakaylaTheAspie
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22 Nov 2011, 4:38 pm

60. Pretend that you didn't laugh at the above post.


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22 Nov 2011, 4:43 pm

61. Re-enact a music video


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23 Nov 2011, 6:16 am

62. Mumble incoherently while standing in front of the mannequins, and gesture wildly as if you are breaking up a romantic relationship with that mannequin.

63. Then make up with the mannequin, and start french kissing it.


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24 Nov 2011, 11:37 pm

63. Go in a fitting room with your laptop, turn the volume all the way and watch pornography.

64. Go in with all your friends, go to the toy section and have an epic battle with the plastic swords.

65. Take a copy of World of Warcraft and say that the first 20 levels is free to play.

66. Replace all the aisle numbers with 666

67. Go in naked, wear blue body paint and yell Celtic battle cries while wielding an authentic long sword.


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