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06 Jul 2012, 5:19 pm

Zebras line dance professionally with yo-yo's.

Never ________ with ___________ as a rule.


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06 Jul 2012, 7:41 pm

Never sleep with nightcrawlers as a rule.

Only give the correct amount of _______when _____ the bus.


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06 Jul 2012, 8:55 pm

Only give the correct amount of oil when maintaining the bus.

The supermarket is selling _________ at a rate of $1.99 per __________.



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07 Jul 2012, 12:42 am

The supermarket is selling elephants at a rate of $1.99 per ton.

Twenty little ---------- ----------- joyfully.



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07 Jul 2012, 6:14 am

Twenty little friends helped joyfully.

Your _ says no, but your _ says yes.



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07 Jul 2012, 9:20 am

Your foot says no, but your liver says yes.

My _____ lies _____ the Ocean.


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07 Jul 2012, 9:26 am

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My"bonny" lies "under" the Ocean.

how macabre.



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09 Jul 2012, 3:50 am

It's more _ than a _ _, in a _ _, made of _, in the _, on _ Day, if there were such a thing.



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09 Jul 2012, 10:31 pm

It's more brown than a dog in a boat made of wood in the forest on Arbor Day, if there were such a thing.

A neat one I found.
I'm in your ____ ____ing your ____.


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10 Jul 2012, 7:48 am

I'm in your right nostril tickling your nose hairs.

So don't _____ or I may _____.



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10 Jul 2012, 8:22 am

Mindsigh wrote:
So don't dawdle or I may pounce.


a slight ----------- of the ------- is as -------- as a --------- -------- of one ----- directed toward an ------ --------- devoid of it's --------- capacity. (there is a specific answer)



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10 Jul 2012, 8:45 am

A slight inclination of the head is as meaningful as a brief closure of one eye directed towards an ungulate mammal devoid of its visual capacity.

A bad workman _____________________________ his ______________________________.



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10 Jul 2012, 8:53 am

pssssssss....



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10 Jul 2012, 8:58 am

b9 wrote:
jennyishere wrote:
A slight inclination of the head is as meaningful as a brief closure of one eye directed towards an ungulate mammal devoid of its visual capacity.


well that is correct in essence, but i chose hyphens to iterate how many letters were contained in each blank word.

the sentence i was thinking of was

"a slight inclination of the cranium is as adequate as a spasmodic movement of one optic directed toward an equine quadruped devoid of it's visionary capacity".


is the answer to your question "A bad workman blames his tools" ? .

she stopped stocking ------- in her shocking spotty --------.



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10 Jul 2012, 9:13 am

b9 wrote:
well that is correct in essence, but i chose hyphens to iterate how many letters were contained in each blank word.

the sentence i was thinking of was

"a slight inclination of the cranium is as adequate as a spasmodic movement of one optic directed toward an equine quadruped devoid of it's visionary capacity".

is the answer to your question "A bad workman blames his tools" ? .

she stopped stocking ------- in her shocking spotty --------.


She stopped stocking sporrans in her shocking spotty shop?

I'm sorry if my earlier effort wasn't what you expected. I didn't realise that each hyphen indicated a missing letter.

I think that the OP intended us to post a sentence with a noun and a verb omitted so that the next person could complete it in a whimsical way to create a humorous effect.

b9's _______________________________ on Wrong Planet often _________________________________other members.



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10 Jul 2012, 9:51 am

jennyishere wrote:
b9 wrote:
well that is correct in essence, but i chose hyphens to iterate how many letters were contained in each blank word.

the sentence i was thinking of was

"a slight inclination of the cranium is as adequate as a spasmodic movement of one optic directed toward an equine quadruped devoid of it's visionary capacity".

is the answer to your question "A bad workman blames his tools" ? .


she stopped stocking ------- in her shocking spotty --------.

jennyishere wrote:
She stopped stocking sporrans in her shocking spotty shop?

i am sorry but the sentence was "she stopped stocking shopping in her shocking spotty stocking"

jennyishere wrote:
I'm sorry if my earlier effort wasn't what you expected. I didn't realise that each hyphen indicated a missing letter.
you need not be sorry for any reason i can think of.

jennyishere wrote:
I think that the OP intended us to post a sentence with a noun and a verb omitted so that the next person could complete it in a whimsical way to create a humorous effect.

jennyishere wrote:
b9's _______________________________ on Wrong Planet often _________________________________other members.

maybe that means "b9's comments on wrong planet often ?????? other members.

i can not think of a single word to replace the question marks. i can think of a small phrase to replace the question marks which is "do not capture the interest of other members due to flimsy relevance of his posts with respect to the subject matter".