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20 Oct 2012, 8:01 pm

But first we get to make love. That's the protocol for code red and code black coinciding within 24 hours together.


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20 Oct 2012, 8:03 pm

Oh you didn't hear about the sex change the boss ordered for me?
That was difficult for me to explain to my family at Thanksgiving.
Also I can't make love anymore.


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20 Oct 2012, 11:24 pm

Damn it....I'll find a way. I am loyal to my country.

...how did we get on this arc of jokes? It's goofy haha.


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20 Oct 2012, 11:26 pm

I am incredibly attractive to women, who all want to have my babies.


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20 Oct 2012, 11:41 pm

Fnord wrote:
I am incredibly attractive to women, who all want to have my babies.


The part that makes it untrue is he attracts drag queens.


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21 Oct 2012, 6:14 am

I don't like french fries.


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21 Oct 2012, 7:33 am

I was once 'winning' like Charlie Sheen.


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21 Oct 2012, 10:47 am

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar >:3



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21 Oct 2012, 3:59 pm

equestriatola wrote:
I was once 'winning' like Charlie Sheen.


I'm always amused whenever I think of a backpack full of Crack. Lol...

Anyway....

I'm six feet tall.



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21 Oct 2012, 4:48 pm

I am bald. XD


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21 Oct 2012, 7:30 pm

japan wrote:
I'm six feet tall.


So am I!


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21 Oct 2012, 7:41 pm

I love having no teeth. XD


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22 Oct 2012, 9:54 am

I'm female, 5'8", blonde/blue eyes, 36D-25-38, like long walks on the beach and skinnydipping.

And there is one truth in the above sentence. :wink:


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22 Oct 2012, 9:55 am

I won $10,000 in the lottery once.


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23 Oct 2012, 6:42 pm

I like to run naked with scissors.


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23 Oct 2012, 8:15 pm

I just found myself a new girlfriend who is an Aspie.


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