The first quiz:
Green Party - 87%
You believe the rich are getting off way too much. You live to be green and is most liklely your lifestyle. Peace, Love and Harmony is your lifstyle. War is never the answer!! (Yes, I do agree with the first point. And the last one.)
Libertarian Party - 29%
Constitution Party - 13%
The second quiz:
Whig Party
Holy crap you're old! I can't imagine that a sliver of the whig party survived after the last 130 years. You used to ake a firm stand on political issues, but now you can barely stand at all and spend all your time taking all sorts of pills from a medication closet that you could play baseball in if it wasn't so filled with doctor-recomended drugs. (Dafaq?!)
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Hey, all. I'm just Johnny. Go ahead and talk to me if ya wish.