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08 Jul 2014, 5:50 pm

If you want to look at a partial solar eclipse, wearing two pairs of sunglasses will offer adequate protection for your eyes.


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08 Jul 2014, 6:10 pm

Whenever you see a bunch of toughs harassing someone, just walk up and hit one of them.
They'll be so startled, they'll all run away.


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08 Jul 2014, 6:13 pm

The Bible is the answer to all life's problems.



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08 Jul 2014, 6:15 pm

Swallowing cotton balls soaked in orange juice is a safe way to lose weight.



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08 Jul 2014, 6:16 pm

This guy's ring polishing service is 50% off for a limited time.

You should give him The One Ring. He seems like a nice guy.

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08 Jul 2014, 6:19 pm

To check to see if hot water is boiling, dunk your face into it.



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08 Jul 2014, 6:25 pm

A pile of Legos can't be beat for a foot massage.



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08 Jul 2014, 6:57 pm

If you put on a red cape and leap off a tall building, you will fly just like Superman.



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08 Jul 2014, 7:00 pm

VegetableMan wrote:
If you want to look at a partial solar eclipse, wearing two pairs of sunglasses will offer adequate protection for your eyes.

And after the eclipse has passed, you can take them off to stare directly at the sun again. 8) :sunny: :tired:



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08 Jul 2014, 7:25 pm

To get a good understanding of the activities of arch-criminals in 1960s America, watch episodes of Batman.



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08 Jul 2014, 7:29 pm

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08 Jul 2014, 7:55 pm

If your home is infested with spiders or other bugs, burn them out.



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08 Jul 2014, 8:17 pm

If you look directly into the sun long enough, it will give you X-ray vision.



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08 Jul 2014, 10:11 pm

You can almost always trust what you read on the internet.



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08 Jul 2014, 10:20 pm

Leave your doors and windows unlocked. Most people are trustworthy.


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08 Jul 2014, 10:21 pm

The bears are more afraid of you than you are of them. Leave food out and just shoo them away if they get pesty.


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