ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Unknown wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
RIIIIIIIIIIID-LLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!! !
NO BREAD-STEAL CAN OWN ME!! !! !
You call me bread-stealer one more time....
First, I will start on a creative new form of evisceration.....
Bad Aussie, No Bread.
You're seriously asking for it...
Get away from bread, my attack kitten will disembowl you!
Hmm. As I said before, never piss off gods who can eviscerate you....
Unless....
UNHOLY DECLAWING ATTACK!! !
Ooooohhh.... kitty claws and raptor claws.....
This'll fetch a nice price. Oh yeah, that was a modification of a spell given to me by a tooth fairy. (The Discworld kind)
UNHOLY TOOTH-REMOVAL ATTACK!! !
Now what are your gods gonna do,
gum me to death? Now, let me go peacefully, and I won't attempt to steal your bread, or do worse. Otherwise, it's the EON blast up the jacksie of the lot of you.
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