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05 Mar 2007, 6:26 pm

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RIIIIIIIIIIID-LLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!! !

NO BREAD-STEAL CAN OWN ME!! !! !


You call me bread-stealer one more time....

First, I will start on a creative new form of evisceration.....


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05 Mar 2007, 6:27 pm

Quatermass wrote:
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RIIIIIIIIIIID-LLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!! !

NO BREAD-STEAL CAN OWN ME!! !! !


You call me bread-stealer one more time....

First, I will start on a creative new form of evisceration.....


Bad Aussie, No Bread.



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05 Mar 2007, 6:29 pm

ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
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Quatermass wrote:
RIIIIIIIIIIID-LLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!! !

NO BREAD-STEAL CAN OWN ME!! !! !


You call me bread-stealer one more time....

First, I will start on a creative new form of evisceration.....


Bad Aussie, No Bread.


You're seriously asking for it...


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05 Mar 2007, 6:30 pm

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The Great Cat God declares that Post is vastly superior to PSOT.
The Almighty and Supreme Velociraptor God declares the opposite...


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05 Mar 2007, 6:32 pm

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The Great Cat God declares that Post is vastly superior to PSOT.
The Almighty and Supreme Velociraptor God declares the opposite...


Never piss off a god who can eviscerate you........


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05 Mar 2007, 6:34 pm

Unknown wrote:
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The Great Cat God declares that Post is vastly superior to PSOT.
The Almighty and Supreme Velociraptor God declares the opposite...


The Cat God is All Powerful, Invincible, and Vastly Superior to All Other Gods (NO EXCEPTIONS).



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05 Mar 2007, 6:35 pm

Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Unknown wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
RIIIIIIIIIIID-LLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!! !

NO BREAD-STEAL CAN OWN ME!! !! !


You call me bread-stealer one more time....

First, I will start on a creative new form of evisceration.....


Bad Aussie, No Bread.


You're seriously asking for it...


Get away from bread, my attack kitten will disembowl you!



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05 Mar 2007, 6:38 pm

The velociraptor elders don't want a don't want a pointless war,wanna make peace,it would be best for both sides...


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05 Mar 2007, 6:40 pm

Cats do not make peace, you be nice to them and maybe they decide not to rip into your neck and eat you for dinner.



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05 Mar 2007, 6:40 pm

ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
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Quatermass wrote:
RIIIIIIIIIIID-LLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!! !

NO BREAD-STEAL CAN OWN ME!! !! !


You call me bread-stealer one more time....

First, I will start on a creative new form of evisceration.....


Bad Aussie, No Bread.


You're seriously asking for it...


Get away from bread, my attack kitten will disembowl you!


Hmm. As I said before, never piss off gods who can eviscerate you....

Unless....

UNHOLY DECLAWING ATTACK!! !

Ooooohhh.... kitty claws and raptor claws.....

This'll fetch a nice price. Oh yeah, that was a modification of a spell given to me by a tooth fairy. (The Discworld kind)

UNHOLY TOOTH-REMOVAL ATTACK!! !

Now what are your gods gonna do, gum me to death? Now, let me go peacefully, and I won't attempt to steal your bread, or do worse. Otherwise, it's the EON blast up the jacksie of the lot of you.


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05 Mar 2007, 6:58 pm

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Cats do not make peace, you be nice to them and maybe they decide not to rip into your neck and eat you for dinner.
Then IF the velociraptors begin respecting your cat god,maybe we can live in peace?

Btw NO bread-stealer can OWN ANY god!! !! !


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05 Mar 2007, 7:02 pm

Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Unknown wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
RIIIIIIIIIIID-LLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!! !

NO BREAD-STEAL CAN OWN ME!! !! !


You call me bread-stealer one more time....

First, I will start on a creative new form of evisceration.....


Bad Aussie, No Bread.


You're seriously asking for it...


Get away from bread, my attack kitten will disembowl you!


Hmm. As I said before, never piss off gods who can eviscerate you....

Unless....

UNHOLY DECLAWING ATTACK!! !

Ooooohhh.... kitty claws and raptor claws.....

This'll fetch a nice price. Oh yeah, that was a modification of a spell given to me by a tooth fairy. (The Discworld kind)

UNHOLY TOOTH-REMOVAL ATTACK!! !

Now what are your gods gonna do, gum me to death? Now, let me go peacefully, and I won't attempt to steal your bread, or do worse. Otherwise, it's the EON blast up the jacksie of the lot of you.


The Cat God is All Powerful, Invincible, and Vastly Superior to All Other Gods (NO EXCEPTIONS).



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05 Mar 2007, 7:07 pm

Ahhhh, but I'm not a god, and therefore, he ain't superior to me..... :twisted:


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05 Mar 2007, 7:11 pm

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Ahhhh, but I'm not a god, and therefore, he ain't superior to me..... :twisted:


A God is by definition vastly superior to non-god beings.



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05 Mar 2007, 7:14 pm

ahayes wrote:
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Ahhhh, but I'm not a god, and therefore, he ain't superior to me..... :twisted:


A God is by definition vastly superior to non-god beings.


You've never read any Discworld novels, have you? What about when Lu-Tze beat Time using deja fu?

Besides, your kitty's claws and teeth tell me otherwise...

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05 Mar 2007, 7:15 pm

Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
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Ahhhh, but I'm not a god, and therefore, he ain't superior to me..... :twisted:


A God is by definition vastly superior to non-god beings.


You've never read any Discworld novels, have you? What about when Lu-Tze beat Time using deja fu?

Besides, your kitty's claws and teeth tell me otherwise...

Throws a bag up and down that makes an almost "clinking" noise.


The Great Cat God removes your arms for your heathenry and bread theivery.