The Spork War!

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HA! You got my puppet double, I have gun shields, which block ANY gunfire. *Swings blades maiming yvan*

You hit me but I roll a 6 and have an armour save. *Pulls out a longsword, stabs ahayes*

I roll an eight billion to cast inferno, frying you to the bone, and then burning your bones. Then burning your very soul out of existence and then burning anyone who had memories of you.

I sneak up behind everyone, steal their spork supplies, and head off to Taco Bell...

Hey! Bring back my Spork....and bring 2 chalupa's with you!

I shall fulfill the quest that you have so benevolently bestowed upon my humble shoulders, however, I shall need 30 seconds to down several family meals, complete with 12 tacos, 4 burritos, and a mexican pizza.
If I have any money left over, that is...

Now thats the kind of appetite we need in the Spork Nation!

I retreive the sporks from the enemy and hand them bank to the spork people. I "persuade" some chaos space marine troops to attack the spork hating people. The spork hating people are thus tainted by Chaos.

The Cartmenian monks unleash their most deadly weapon of all... a taco fart barrage.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !

I grab a SARS mask lying on a table, and hold it up to my mouth, trying to shield my nose and mouth from billions of tiny particles of monk farts.

Good thing I was wearing a gas mask in the first place. It's standard uniform with my army.

*presses a button that launches a nuclear missile at the kartmaniean muncks causing the muncks to die and nothing can be done to change that*

Thank you!
I was afraid I was going to choke and die from their evil farts, but the radiation will probably do that first...so I'm probably toast...um...
Anyone want to go to White Castle?
(Hey, one life to live!)

Didn't you hear? Cartmenian monk taco farts can penetrate hazard suits, bulkheads or even through the center of a planet to reach the nose of the victim.