Make a new rule and punishment for WP

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Rule: Each week, two mods will be pitted against each other in a physical fight. The loser will be stripped of their position as a moderator. All regular members active on the day before the fight must predict the winner before the fight takes place.

Punishment (for members who predict the winner incorrectly or fail to make a prediction): A permanent IP ban.

Rule: During each solstice, each WP member has to bake cake to honor the faeries.
Consequence: If not, then Boggarts will appear in their houses.

All WP members must file their toenails to points and paint them plaid.

Punishment is combing Mentholatum through your hair.

WP members who love Final Fantasy have to compete in the Chocobo Races to be able to post.
If not, they have to listen to the Chocobo racing song over and over again.

Rule: Punctuating a thought with the words, "just saying," shall be strictly forbidden on WP.

Punishment: Offenders must shave their heads with a dull paring knife, and post an image of the bloody outcome.

WP members who play video games must always wear a costume like the main protagonist in the game that they are playing, even if the protagonist is of the opposite sex.

Failure to do so will result in only being allowed to play Action 52 while dressed as one of the Cheetahmen for one week.

When playing Pokemon games, WP members have to act like the Pokemon they end up using the most.
If they don't, they will be enchanted to speak in 'Pokemon talk' until the beat the game.

Every WP member MUST spend 24 hours pretending to be Mr. Bean whenever Judge Judy gets fed up with someone.

Rule: Members are not allowed to use profane language in their posts unless they have one foot off the ground and hold three packets of Double Stuf Oreos in their right hand.

Punishment: A good telling-off. Repeat offenders will be given a large one-minute ban.

RULE: Members must know what they are going to post before they post it.

PENALTY: Member can connect to this website only through a 1200-baud dial-up modem for a full calendar year.

RULE: You must report at least one post per day to the Moderators.

PENALTY: If you fail to do so, you will be appointed as a WP Moderator for life.

All WP Members must guess what dead animal that is on Donald Trump's head.

Any member refusing shall become Lady GaGa's Wig Stylist for 6 months.

Rule: All members under the age of 30 must be logged out by 7.30 pm and in bed with the lights out by 8 pm.

Punishment: Member will be given two options: A) To be permanently IP banned, or B) to hit a button and generate a virus that will ban 5,000 members (excluding Alex and the mods) at random, including possibly themselves.

Rule: All posters must increase their posting frequency by 10 times whenever they have a math exam to study for.

Punishment: Every post they make from then on must contain a full trigonometric proof.

All male WPmembers must wear kilts during rainstorms.

Punishment for failing to do so will be mandatory Justin Bieber wallpaper in your kitchen.

All WP members must talk like a Dalek whenever it's Saturday [Doctor Who night].
Failure to do so will result in them having to do an awful lot of running.