I'm so offended

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I am offended because the word offensive is offensive and it offends me so I am offended.

I'm offended because the phone company changed my phone number. I'm too special for that.

I'm so offended about the color on this forum.

I am offended that I have to pay rent.

I am offended that my body needs food.

I am offended that my internet is not free anymore.

I am offended to be human.

I am offended that DataB4 is a B4 droid when she has R5 avatar.

I am offended at the color purple.

I am offended at the news.

I am offended at politicians.

I am offended Lillikoi has so many damn i's in her name.

I am offended that humans die.

I am offended at life.

I am so f*****g offended at everything

I'm offended because the word "offended" has two Fs. The word needs an F off.

I am offended at the sunglasses in my last post.

I am offended that dcj's name doesn't have vowels.

I am offended that some people find sunglasses offensive.

I'm offended I have to go to work and I am so offended I had to miss my nephews's birthday party and I am offended my boss is going to write a release to the court house to release me from jury duty. How dare he not have anyone to cover my shift and how dare he not want to pay for me being on jury duty.

I offended because... your mom

More sly digs? You just can't stop, can you League Girl?

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I'm offended that somebody has stolenwhat I have to say!

Ideas are part of my individuality, you know??

*huffs*

I am offended that I breath.

I am normally offended when other people breath lol

DCJ, I'm cracking up over here.

I'm offended by cheerful people. How dare they?

(Appears) I'm offended you don't believe in ghosts! (Disappears)

I am offended that some people are offended by cheerfulness.

If you don't like cheeriness, you can get the frick out!