Corrupt A Wish

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granted, but the book is turned into a movie starring pauly shore and the muppets, and everytime you go out you are surrounded by six-year-olds chanting annoying catchphrases from the movie

I wish I had Jedi powers

Granted, but your powers will spin out-of-control and you will end up dooming yourself and the entire planet.

I wish for a horse.

Granted, but since you don't know how to take care of it it dies.

I wish for an eco-friendly GF.

Do you mean girlfriend? If so...

Granted, but she is a stinking hippy, who smokes cannabis and wastes all your money.

I wish that everyone agreed with me.

Everyone now agrees with you. However, you are always wrong, and society grinds to a halt.

I wish that they made more Firefly episodes.

granted, but they all suck, and they killed off your favorite character...

I wish for world peace

The world is now at peace. However, everything becomes so insipid that the result is mass suicide from boredom.

I wish for more contemporary music worth listening to.

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Granted, but there are now tropical floods all year long.

I wish for £1000000000.

Granted, but after the government takes some of your money for taxes, you only have the equivalent of 1 US dollar left.

I wish for a monies.

your wish is granted, but since nobody knows wtf you're wishing for, you get monkeys, and they fling poo at you...

I wish i had a monkey...

Granted, but it bites you and you get Ebola. You die a slow painful death as your organs turn to mush.

I want to know the meaning of life.

Granted, but you find out that the meaning of life is death, and go insane.

I wish for immortality.

Granted, but you continue to age until your organs can barely function. You are stuck in a bed, unable to move or speak. You'll be stuck there forever, even after the rest of life has ended.

I wish that summer vacation still had another month left.