THE STORY

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shattered visions. Deep down in the vortex, a light appeared and

and then someone complained about the bright light; vaguely mumbling about trying to sleep.

But at the same time wanting to know if

all will be revealed tommorrow.

Tomorrow came...

and when, and the next day came and ...

They froze and shattered into millions of particles, and looked just like mini donuts, full of light and tasty creme filling that makes oneself melt into ecstasy at the sweet goodness. So you should be careful you don't get slimed during the food fights at Edison High, cuz it's really gross.

Yes, poor Timothy, the one and only nerd of the freshman class, had his most life-changing experience there with a hammer and three blind mice. Luckily, he was able to escape, just in time before the Mad Hatter and Jimi Hendrix started throwing small pebbles at him. But no problem, as he had his new invention with him, the Super Grapple-Arm 3000 with lightning reflexes and a lump of cheese. He used it to ward away the demons in his sleep so that the nightmares they gave him would carry over into real life.

At the same time, that hot chick (you know who), went out to get a cup of her favorite frappuchino and to her astonishment saw a tank comprised of gravy and baked goods declaring that it was, in fact, all part of a big conspiracy. The nightmares now had no start and no end, what was reality now made no sense. Would have to decimate all in the path of what sanity may be left in shattered visions.

Deep down in the vortex, a light appeared!

And then someone complained about the bright light; vaguely mumbling about trying to sleep, but, at the same time, wanting to know if all will be revealed tomorrow. Tomorrow came and went, and the next day came, and...

there he was! Timothy had returned to us, to do battle with...

the mini donut alien lookalikes, but could he eat his way through this one!

for he had jowls of steel!! !

but those mini donut aliens had another surprise...

They had Italian gangsters who specialized in culinary arts.

but they sure look nice, in fact real cute with pink

toasters for ears, which means they never ran out of toast. They also had a secret stash of...

Pizza, not pointing out the obvious stereotyping of them, SO the battle was fierce!! ! And in the end...

the brave hero won and carried away his woman blissfully into the sunset and they all...