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Whenever she takes off her Wonder-Woman suit to take a shower
she forgets to take off her birthday-suit and gets it dirty.

He was kicked out of the nursing home for being too young, kicked out of the sewer for squatting, kicked out of the holding cell because he hadn't committed a crime, kicked out of the shelter because he'd been there longer than his allotted 3 months, kicked out of the crackhouse because he didn't do drugs, kicked out of the rehab center because he was cured, kicked out of the apartment they got him becasue he wasn't able to pay his rent because he couldn't work, kicked out of the welfare office because he looked able to work, and finally he came and lived with Ana54, Adverb, MADDuck and Rexmas in Houston!

Never confronts Aspy's with complexitys


This one in particular is going to hang heavily "and finally he came and lived with Ana54, Adverb, MADDuck and Rexmas in Houston!"

Goodnight Ana
i am going to bed and you are getting angry again

Ana lives next door to me, and she and my cat are building a castle together.

The person above me likes to lure kids in to his gingerbread house, where he eats them.

Her gingerbread house.

The person above me was dancing on the roof of the bus I caught today.

Has got a great job now taking down X-mas decorations and putting up Easter decorations.

Syz: What??? I wasn't angry! I was just making up some BS about you!

Anyway, Syz is a teacher at the same school in Tibet John Mark Karr works at.

Hi Precious Cherub,yes i know.
I get a bit sensitive when i'm at the bottom of a bottle and it was pretty late.
i almost pm'd you,but...

Anyway,
PC has been sprinkled with fairy-dust by Tinkerbell and is now battling Captain Hook
with Peter-Pan and The Lost Boys in Never-Never Land.

Aaaaaw...

Syz lives in a 3-story house-- 5 tories if you cound the basement and sub-basement bomb shelter-- full of animals.

Aaaaaw...you're right, i won't beat that one for a while.

PC can't decide if she likes best dressing up as Princess Leia and then spiting on Darth Vader
or dressing up as Luke Skywalker and destroying the Death Star.

"Use the force Ana"

Syz was on that cruise ship that sank. He saw the 16-year-old girl and her father drowning but he was looking on from the other side of a grate and couldn't find the key or bolt-cutters.

PC was that girl in the red dress that got photographed
over the grate that blew her dress up and pretended to act surprised
while still posing for the camera.

Syz andI did everything we could to save that girl and her dad, but in the end the others dragged us out of there and told us that there was nothing we could do; they were going to die. We went to the shrink together the next day, remember?

Since arriving on Earth, Ana has been on the run from the Men in Black,
and it has been a constant battle to stay one jump in front of them.
The latest narrow escape was only possible because a paparazi was present when she shape-shifted into Britney Spears in a hair-salon and demanded to have her head shaved while performing a massive tantrum designed to draw attention, thus cleverly concealing her from
the agents seeking inconspicuous clues to a desperate flight or the fear-filled demeanour of
the obviously guilty trapped in a corner.

Syz stayed in K-Mart after it closed and pigged out on the food and drugs.