What Are the Chances that You've Been Abducted by Aliens?

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19 Jan 2009, 9:37 pm

There's a 16% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens
There's virtually no chance you've been abducted by aliens.
But there's always hope for the future!

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20 Jan 2009, 12:09 am

There's a 36% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you're almost certainly in the clear.
However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods... they'll probably be coming for you!

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20 Jan 2009, 12:17 am

There's a 40% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you're almost certainly in the clear.
However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods... they'll probably be coming for you!

What Are the Chances that You've Been Abducted by Aliens?

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20 Jan 2009, 8:38 am

There's a 8% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens
There's virtually no chance you've been abducted by aliens.
But there's always hope for the future!

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22 Jan 2009, 2:33 am

[joke]I have turned the tables on them, I grabbed an alien while walking in the woods. I frog marched it to my car stuck it in the trunk before driving home and locking it in the basement. It has been nothing but trouble, it keeps eating ice cubes, dog food, parts of the washing machine and CD roms. If it continues to eat such odd food in vast amounts I am going to release it. Also I can not cope with its habit of floating around the room.[/joke]

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22 Jan 2009, 2:48 am

84% You've almost certainly been abducted by aliens - I knew there was always something different about me. Eithier that, or you're totally certifiably nuts - AS

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22 Jan 2009, 3:16 am

There's a 32% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens
Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you're almost certainly in the clear.
However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods... they'll probably be coming for you!

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22 Jan 2009, 1:54 pm

There's a 32% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you're almost certainly in the clear.
However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods... they'll probably be coming for you!

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22 Jan 2009, 2:21 pm

There's a 24% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you're almost certainly in the clear.
However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods... they'll probably be coming for you!

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22 Jan 2009, 8:54 pm

There's a 40% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you're almost certainly in the clear.
However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods... they'll probably be coming for you!

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22 Jan 2009, 9:27 pm

There's a 84% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

You've almost certainly been abducted by aliens.
Either that, or you're totally certifiably nuts.

What Are the Chances that You've Been Abducted by Aliens?

(right...back to the shrink I go) :lol:

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23 Jan 2009, 10:24 am

There's a 28% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you're almost certainly in the clear.
However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods... they'll probably be coming for you!

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23 Jan 2009, 10:29 am

Brittany2907 wrote:

There's a 84% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

You've almost certainly been abducted by aliens.
Either that, or you're totally certifiably nuts.

What Are the Chances that You've Been Abducted by Aliens?

(right...back to the shrink I go) :lol:

You got the same as me. Don't worry, they don't really abduct you.
They just try and scare you.

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31 Jan 2009, 7:52 am

BellaDonna and Brittany,

From the 84% club: I'm just waiting for the aliens that abducted me and dropped me off here to come back and return me to the world I came from. If they wait too much longer, I might not fit in back there either.

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