16 Apr 2009, 8:52 am
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Autism is caused by a signal in the brain, a continuous current of 30 V that induce introversion, thus a implanting a chip of the opposite value in the brain can resolve the problem and make your child normal. 
16 Apr 2009, 12:50 pm
Autism is caused by sex before marriage
LostInEmulation
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Autism is caused by reading interesting books rather than playing dull games outside in the pouring rain with the NT kids.
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I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man ! Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.
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17 Apr 2009, 11:34 pm
Autism's caused by chocolate. 
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18 Apr 2009, 2:03 pm
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Autism is caused by infant exposure to silicon breast implants, as Jenny McCarthy well knows. 
