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Because they don't serve it in the Maryland women's correctional facility on a monday. Ask again on thursday.

Why did you buy me a one way plane ticket to Antarctica?

You seemed a little overheated.

Why don't you call your mother more often?

Because we live at the same place Not really necessary unless i'm out.

Why haven't you went to sleep?

Because I'm stuck at work.

Why do we have a "lactation area" but not nap time area?

Because there is no time for naps.

Why did you buy me a cinema ticket to a movie I never liked?

Because that was the only movie that was there.....

Why did you make me eat chocolate?

As a joke as they are heavily laced with laxatives!


Why did you forget to come visit me in my manger, bearing gifts from the east?

Because I thought your manger was in China.

Why do you suck up to the boss every time you see him?

Because he would raise my paycheck

Why do you always eat your peas when I come in at dinner time?

Because I love peas

Why didn't you mow the lawn?

The grass doesn't grow much during the winter months.

Why did you eat my burrito?

For once, the burrito looked tasty so I couldn't missed that only chance.

Now why have you crashed my game that I was so pumped up to play?

Me??? its a long story....

Why haven't I got a phone call?

You got cut off for not paying your bills.

Why Oh Why Oh, spells YOYO. Why do I think too much?

Because you lost your marbles.

Why am I afraid of a little ole telephone?

Ditto, you maybe have phone-phobia like moi?

Why am I not paid more compliments?