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I blame you for telling me to put the kitten onto the papers

*No kittens were harmed in the making of these posts - it's only 5 weeks old and not toilet trained yet*

Now I blame you for letting me live in terrible uncertainty about the poor kitten's conditions - until you told me all these enlightening details.

I blame you for letting this thread fall so far down in the list.

I blame you for not posting earlier, thus causing this thread to fall down the list

Its your fault I can't get past my highest score in the game I was just playing.

Now whose fault is it this time that I just dropped another candy on the floor? You all look guilty!

Well its your fault I dropped half of my roast potato in the sink.

^ It's your fault that my neck hurts from being on the computer all day... :<

I blame you because I’ve been here too long today

It's your fault that it rained like crazy a couple nights ago.

Its your fault there was no cauliflower in woolworths and I had to go somewhere else to buy it so I can make my soup tomorrow morning.

It's your fault that our microwave broke and Mom had to buy a new one!

It's your fault I haven't cut my toe nails for quite some time.

*clip clip*

So whose fault is it that I cut the fingernails in my left hand hours ago, but forgot about those in my right hand, huh? Obviously yours!

It's your fault I have to buy a new oven. And Krabo, I was eating my breakfast while I read that
Expect to be banned for that.

It's your fault I was too afraid to have a look at the Banned thread.