The Really Bad Advice Thread

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If your orange juice has congealed and started to go mouldy, you don't have to throw it away. Just scrape the mould off and dilute the juice with water.

Facts are nothing more than crutches for people who lack creativity.

Keep it. You never know when it comes in handy.

Orange juice is a misnomer?its proper color is green.

Pepper counteracts the effect of salt, so if you put too much white salt on your food, just add a lot of black pepper. They're opposites.

Your hosts will appreciate if you tell them what you really think of the food as this helps them to improve their culinary skills.

You should use the same password for everything so that you won't have to remember different passwords for different purposes. And you should only share your password with people who are unlikely to give it to other people.

You should say that you have an incurable STD on your first date, because that will get you some sympathy points.

You should lick your own feet, because there might be some good germs on there too.

You pay taxes, so yes, you too can drive in the middle of the road on your skateboard.

Nigeria has many wealthy princes who need your help.

When your food is rotten, just reheat it in a pressure cooker for 10 minutes to kill all the bad bacteria/fungi etc. It's good to eat again!

It's okay to floss your teeth or apply makeup while driving. Just steer with your elbows.

Criticize yourself intensely for any mistakes you make, however trivial. You can't achieve perfection any other way.

It's perfectly fine to stick a fork inside a toaster without unplugging it, as long as you're really, really careful not to touch anything but the toast.

If you're tired, rub chilli powder in your eyes. It will revive you immediately.