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yvaN_ehT_nioJ
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20 Apr 2007, 2:34 pm

*sends trillions of antlions and antlion guards (the ones from Half life 2) to attack the next poster.


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20 Apr 2007, 2:34 pm

ouch

*waxes the last person's legs with hot wax"


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20 Apr 2007, 2:34 pm

Sticks anubis into gateway to SGC, but iris is still up!



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20 Apr 2007, 2:36 pm

*feeds kt-64 to pet dragon*


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20 Apr 2007, 2:49 pm

*pokes Raph with a sword*


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20 Apr 2007, 2:54 pm

* Nellie makes everyone read her pregnancy diary. All 200 pages.*


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20 Apr 2007, 3:05 pm

*burns pregnancy diary with a hot poker. Pokes Nellie's eyes with poker. Brain is damaged in the process*


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20 Apr 2007, 3:08 pm

yvan_eht_nioj wrote:
*burns pregnancy diary with a hot poker. Pokes Nellie's eyes with poker. Brain is damaged in the process*


Wait. I thought you were immune to brain damage.



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20 Apr 2007, 3:09 pm

*kills everyone with machine gun*



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20 Apr 2007, 3:11 pm

Sopho_soph wrote:
*kills everyone with machine gun*


I thought you liked me... guess it doesn't matter now that I'm dead.



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20 Apr 2007, 3:12 pm

*yvan_eht_nioj who already has brain damage from reading the diary has mistakenly poked an innocent bystander who had really huge muscles and beat yvan_eht_nioj up causing yvan_eht_nioj to have a phobia of large muscular people for the rest of yvan_eht_nioj's life.*


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20 Apr 2007, 3:15 pm

*the now deceased ahayes is wondering if Nellie was attractive before Sopho shot her*



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20 Apr 2007, 3:16 pm

Sopho_soph wrote:
*kills everyone with machine gun*
*gives sopho a hug and squeezes tightly, until all the life is sqeezed from her ;p*


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20 Apr 2007, 3:18 pm

*gives Raph a teddy bear*
...an exploding teddy bear! :P



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20 Apr 2007, 3:22 pm

*shoots Sopho with a .44 Magnum revolver*


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20 Apr 2007, 3:23 pm

*A giant elephant sits on everyone.* (Except for me because I'm the elephant trainer)


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