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15 Nov 2007, 3:15 am

[Carnival Music]

(Akon ) OH OHHH!
*Oh, oh

(Khaled:)
DJ Khaled!

(Akon:)
Konvict Music, yeah

(Khaled:)
We the best {ay, ay Grand Hustla}
We takin' over {OWWWW!}
Listennn!

(T.I.)
Ay, ay



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15 Nov 2007, 6:37 am

yes me open down


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15 Nov 2007, 7:07 am

cheer up :!:
in a hundread years
we'll all be dead


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15 Nov 2007, 10:21 am

The Vice President of the United States wrote:
I go pee pee like big boy now!
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15 Nov 2007, 11:19 am

I did oopsies.


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15 Nov 2007, 11:41 am

"something really stupid".



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15 Nov 2007, 2:30 pm

If you an easy way to make your food hot, just spray it with some pepper spray.



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15 Nov 2007, 2:46 pm

What? Don't call me a girl! I'm a boy too! I go pee-pee standing up! :3



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15 Nov 2007, 7:51 pm

Once when I was in school I got my picture taken on the make up day because I was sick and my shirt hapened to be the same color as the background. :lol:


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15 Nov 2007, 8:45 pm

"HAAAALO SUUUUUUCKS!! !!"
-Famous last words of Randy, at the Halo 3 Launch party



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15 Nov 2007, 8:50 pm

My Siamese cat pooped on the floor this morning.



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16 Nov 2007, 12:10 am

So did I!



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16 Nov 2007, 12:12 am

Yum Yum



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16 Nov 2007, 12:25 am

They closed hell, boy of Jackie. They died.
I am fairly this presenting close so hell.

- Dwight, Sin City translated into French, then German, then back to English


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16 Nov 2007, 12:30 am

Deus_ex_machina wrote:
They closed hell, boy of Jackie. They died.
I am fairly this presenting close so hell.

- Dwight, Sin City translated into French, then German, then back to English


I do that to. I had a thread of those awhile back.

"They were so busy that Hermione had stopped knitting elf hats and was fretting that she was down to her last three.
"All those poor elves I haven't set free yet, having to stay over during Christmas because there aren't enough hats!"" Hermione Granger

english to korean to english

The Hermione the tiny person fairy hat grudge it stopped knitting, them to be like this ppu she in her last 3 was in lower part, was doing to be fretful. "Goes out and all that is a poverty tiny person fairy whom it does not put freely still, the hat which is sufficient! "In because khu li su E su must pass over during and must stay and,



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16 Nov 2007, 12:45 am

ShadesOfMe wrote:
Deus_ex_machina wrote:
They closed hell, boy of Jackie. They died.
I am fairly this presenting close so hell.

- Dwight, Sin City translated into French, then German, then back to English


I do that to. I had a thread of those awhile back.

"They were so busy that Hermione had stopped knitting elf hats and was fretting that she was down to her last three.
"All those poor elves I haven't set free yet, having to stay over during Christmas because there aren't enough hats!"" Hermione Granger

english to korean to english

The Hermione the tiny person fairy hat grudge it stopped knitting, them to be like this ppu she in her last 3 was in lower part, was doing to be fretful. "Goes out and all that is a poverty tiny person fairy whom it does not put freely still, the hat which is sufficient! "In because khu li su E su must pass over during and must stay and,


You shut the hell up, Jackie Boy. You're dead.
I'm just imagining this, so shut the hell up.

- Dwight, Sin City Original text

I started doing it after I found some pictures through StumbleUpon, they were Star Wars III I think, translated from English then into Chinese and then back into english, there were some incredibly hilarious moments like when Darth Vader said "Do not want!" instead of "Nooooooo!" or when Anakin said "I was just made by the Presbyterian Church".

Recently I saw this great Drama called "Lost in Translation", which was made using a popular translation website. The results were really funny at times.


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