Corrupt A Wish

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beyondtheinfinite
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10 Sep 2007, 9:50 pm

Granted, but you don't speak any of the languages of the future.

I wish I had friends.

whiteskunk
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10 Sep 2007, 10:04 pm

Granted! But all they do is sit around at a coffee shop and talk about nothing.

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jaleb
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10 Sep 2007, 10:31 pm

umm, what's your wish??

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whiteskunk
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10 Sep 2007, 10:40 pm

jaleb wrote:

umm, what's your wish??

I knew I forgot something-

I wish I could sneak into Area 51 undetected (cloaked and fool all their other sensors). Take several pictures. Got out without being detected. Develop the pictures and post them on the web at a location where the feds wouldn't be able to track me down.

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jaleb
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10 Sep 2007, 10:43 pm

granted, but the web site's server crashes and no one can ever recover the pictures.

I wish that I knew what I was talking about!

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"Be kinder than necessary,
for everyone you meet is
fighting some kind of battle".

beyondtheinfinite
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10 Sep 2007, 11:11 pm

Granted, but nobody else knows what you're talking about.

I wish for an end to poverty.

whiteskunk
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11 Sep 2007, 12:32 am

beyondtheinfinite wrote:

Granted, but nobody else knows what you're talking about.

I wish for an end to poverty.

Granted! But everyone becomes ultra wealthy, then they become lazy, they gain weight and die.

I wish my neighbors would stop slamming their doors.

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jaleb
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11 Sep 2007, 7:18 am

granted, but now they slam their windows twice as much.

I wish there was no traffic!!

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whiteskunk
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11 Sep 2007, 7:27 am

jaleb wrote:

granted, but now they slam their windows twice as much.

They do that to but it doesn't shake the support beams like door slamming does.

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Trigger11
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11 Sep 2007, 9:28 am

jaleb wrote:

granted, but now they slam their windows twice as much.

I wish there was no traffic!!

Granted, but everyone rides cows instead.

I wish that there were no more dingleberries.

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whiteskunk
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11 Sep 2007, 11:40 am

Granted. But you can't walk around with so many between your legs.

I wish for more robot/electronic parts so I could build a life size version of my avatar that won't kill me or anyone else after activitation.

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Trigger11
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11 Sep 2007, 12:46 pm

Granted, but she leaves you for Trigger11.

I wish to be liked by all the ladies.

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ShadesOfMe
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11 Sep 2007, 1:43 pm

The ladies all like you, but like a friend.

I wish for my knitting project to be done.

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11 Sep 2007, 1:45 pm

Granted, but you get an F in it for using the wrong type of stitches or something.

I wish that I could forsee the future.

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11 Sep 2007, 1:58 pm

You can forsee the future, but the future of an alternate universe.

I wish I had a dog who didn't bite.

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11 Sep 2007, 2:05 pm

Granted, but he has bowel problems, and poops on the chair every morning.

I wish that I actually had something tasty to eat right now.

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