PRIZE MACHINE

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You win a voucher for a monobrow waxing at Champneys Spa.

*Inserts quarter*

You have received a hair removal waxing from a brawny German woman named Brunhilda.

*inserts quarter*

You receive a slightly lame shopping cart.

*inserts an English pea*

You receive a bag of Pixie Dust and a duel with Captain Hook.

*inserts a prize machine*

You receive a quarter.

*inserts a q-tip*

You receive an r-tip.

*inserts a farthing*

You receive a nearthing.

*inserts a contact lens*

The machine shrieks "I can see you!"

*inserts a sedative*

You get a free goodie back which contains all the things you need. Enjoy!

*Inserts this green giant*

You receive a little man called David Banner wearing a torn shirt.

*inserts a new shirt*

You get a free superboyian shirt.... Congratulations, you are now officially a superboyian Supporter.

*inserts brain here*

You receive a memory implant of all the worst music ever made - and it just plays in your head in a continuous loop.

*inserts a fish finger*

You become the operation game and now I shall convert your fingers into fish. Just make sure you don't eat your own hands.

*Inserts something here*

You recieved a business card with your name on it,and a hologram of yourself running through brick walls with the slighest of ease.
* inserts a quarter *

You win a bricklaying trowel and a large bag of cement.

*inserts blue circle*

You receive a visit from the building inspector who insists you demolish your house.

*inserts planning permission*