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ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 53Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Was considered to be teacher of the year award until Tallyman stole the award..
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Tasered me and threw me in a police cell for stealing the award!
Was elected to the position of 2nd in charge of his country..
Is a bigwig in the toupee manufacturers association.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Suffers a mild stroke every 20 seconds or so.
Pays for a mild stroke every weekend.
Jumps up & down everytime someone says fire...
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Entered The Guinness Book of Records for the recorded number of times he stroked a cow.
Drink 8 pints of Guinness every night after a hot Indian curry.
Always places an extra order of a roll of toilet paper and a tub of Vaseline with his hot Indian curry.
Offered to apply the Vaseline!
Was caught talking to a schizophrenic postal worker about the price of stamps..
Was caught talking to stamps about how they felt being stuck to envelopes for the rest of their life.
Asked me to apply said vaseline, despite eating fish and chips . (To which I refused of course)
(I'm not even going to ask what significance the fish and chips are ) Likes his fish and chips served with fresh bread smeared with Vaseline.
Guitar_Girl Veteran
Joined: 28 Jun 2010Age: 32Gender: FemalePosts: 2,152
TALLYMAN ATE NEMO?!?!