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ProfessorX
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18 Jul 2010, 7:12 am

Was considered to be teacher of the year award until Tallyman stole the award..



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18 Jul 2010, 7:51 am

Tasered me and threw me in a police cell for stealing the award!


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18 Jul 2010, 8:17 am

Was elected to the position of 2nd in charge of his country..



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18 Jul 2010, 9:47 am

Is a bigwig in the toupee manufacturers association.


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18 Jul 2010, 3:10 pm

Suffers a mild stroke every 20 seconds or so.



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18 Jul 2010, 3:15 pm

Pays for a mild stroke every weekend. :wink:


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18 Jul 2010, 3:34 pm

Jumps up & down everytime someone says fire...



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18 Jul 2010, 3:35 pm

Entered The Guinness Book of Records for the recorded number of times he stroked a cow.



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18 Jul 2010, 3:45 pm

Drink 8 pints of Guinness every night after a hot Indian curry.


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18 Jul 2010, 3:47 pm

Always places an extra order of a roll of toilet paper and a tub of Vaseline with his hot Indian curry. :wink:



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18 Jul 2010, 3:49 pm

Offered to apply the Vaseline! 8O :lol:


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18 Jul 2010, 4:05 pm

Was caught talking to a schizophrenic postal worker about the price of stamps..



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19 Jul 2010, 3:33 am

Was caught talking to stamps about how they felt being stuck to envelopes for the rest of their life.


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19 Jul 2010, 4:43 am

Asked me to apply said vaseline, despite eating fish and chips :wink: . (To which I refused of course)



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19 Jul 2010, 4:49 am

(I'm not even going to ask what significance the fish and chips are :lol: )

Likes his fish and chips served with fresh bread smeared with Vaseline.


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19 Jul 2010, 6:44 am

TALLYMAN ATE NEMO?!?! 8O