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Granted. You’re on Earth without spiders, taking you more than 420 million years into the past. Well, there won’t be any spiders for a while, but there really isn’t a whole lot other things around either. Have fun!

I wish I could have a pet stegosaurus. A TAME and friendly pet stegosaurus.

Granted! You have a friendly pet stegosaurus, but it order to have a pet stegosaurus you must be living in the time of the dinosaurs. Other dinosaurs, like T-Rex, and oh course velociraptors are still has clever and unfriendly as ever. Have fun living in your own Jurassic Park!

I wish I lived in a place that allowed pets.

Ouch! Pet forbidden places suck!!

Granted. But you’re far too busy to take care of a pet, so you have to refrain from getting one, leaving you where you were in the first place.

I wish the electric fence was working and that the idiot Nedry hadn’t messed with the computers! Everything went fine as long as T Rex stayed in her pen. And the velociraptors.

I know! I had to leave my dog (Shikari) at my mom's, and then he got hit by a car a couple of months ago

Granted! Nedry never turned off the fences, but the velociraptors are still so clever, they find a way out.

I wish I had some blueberry waffles right now for breakfast.

I’m so sorry, Shikari! That’s really sad

Granted. They’re a bit on the stale side though.

I wish there weren’t so many residences that forbid typical pets.

Thank you!

Granted, but now the carpets of covered in pet stains....gross!

I wish food didn't spoil or get stale or rotten.

You’re very welcome.
I just really wish it wasn’t that way

Granted. But the only way food stops going rotten is if microorganisms disappear. Did you send them to the spiders? With the microorganisms gone, the dead will never decompose, and food will never be digested the right way. It’s the end of the world as we know it.

I wish people wouldn't make idiotic laws and rules.

Me too!

Granted, but the laws and rules that are still around get enforced so strongly, and everyone ends up breaking them on accident. Punishment were breaking the law is steep! No forgiveness!

I wish to get some sleep now!

Granted. It’ll be boring, though. Good night!

I wish I could think of something to wish for right now lol.

Wish for the Koh-I-Noor!


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Okay, I wish I owned the Koh-I-Noor!

Granted. Someone puts a brick through your window and steals it. Then, other burglars sneak through the broken glass and pinch the rest of your valuables.

I wish I had a pony!

Granted. Here's a package of European lasagne!




I wish I could decipher an octopus' metachrosis.

I had to look up octopi metachrosis...I'm guessing you are referring their their camouflage and change of color.

Granted, you have deciphered metachrosis...but now you find you have the ability to change colors now too. Bright pinks and oranges! Not so good for camouflage!

I wish I hadn't woken up so early. 5am is too early!

Close but no cigar. They use their colors for more than camouflage. They communicate that way too, and show among other things fear and aggression via their colors. And the point would be to understand the octopus. Octopi and squid are fairly intelligent and curious so it’d be fun to “talk” to one. Octopi are so cool.

Granted. You are bitten by a tsetse fly and will develop sleeping sickness.

I wish WP had a spoiler function (makes it possible to hide text/pics/vids in a spoiler so it only becomes visible if you press “show”). It would've made some of my posts here less cluttered!

Interesting!

Granted, you can now hide whatever you want from here on out, but all your previous posts/videos/pics cannot be hidden.

I wish it was Friday!