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TallyMan
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20 Jul 2010, 7:19 am

Has aphids on his button-hole


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20 Jul 2010, 7:20 am

Doesn't like carrots.



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20 Jul 2010, 7:26 am

has allergies to bird seed



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20 Jul 2010, 6:05 pm

Grows zucchinis dressed in bikinis.....


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20 Jul 2010, 6:45 pm

that's funny richie...

Harvests pod people in his backyard..



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20 Jul 2010, 7:02 pm

Sells zucchinis dressed in bikinis.



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21 Jul 2010, 1:10 am

She sells seashells down by the seashore


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21 Jul 2010, 1:13 am

Sells Bacon at the Bake off



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21 Jul 2010, 2:02 am

His mother is a hamster and his father smells of elderberries.


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21 Jul 2010, 5:28 am

Robs a mother hen every morning, for a new pair of eyes.



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21 Jul 2010, 6:22 am

Drinks a pint of olive oil every morning for breakfast, claims it help him to "be regular".


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21 Jul 2010, 6:32 am

Is actually TallyWoman



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21 Jul 2010, 6:56 am

Is actually Violin_Boy.


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21 Jul 2010, 7:05 am

Can't count unless he uses tally marks.



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21 Jul 2010, 7:58 am

Was visited by the police while playing the guitar... seems a neighbour had reported a sound like a cat being strangled. :wink:


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21 Jul 2010, 8:45 am

Is a cat burglar. In that he steals cats from their homes.