Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but other kinds of dementia still exist.

I wish I had a Mac instead of a PC

Granted, but you will break it.
I wish Restless Legs Syndome didn't exist.

Granted, but there is no restless leg syndrome. Now there is restless arm syndrome.

I wish to be somewhere tropical.

Granted but there will be lots of creatures there.
I wish I could say goodbye to high school now.

Granted, but you will find college to be an even worse place. So stressful!

I wish it was tomorrow evening already so I can watch a new episode of one of my favorite shows.

Granted, but the phone won't stop ringing.
I wish that I could have a dress like Daisy from The Great Gatsby.

Granted! You put in on and you look gorgeous, but then you snag it on something and rip it beyond repair!

I wish I didn't have to try on clothes when I go shopping, and that everything that I like magically looks great on me!

Granted, but your hair will always be a mess.
I wish that I could be black for a week.

Granted, but each week from here on out you change all different colors. One week you'll be purple, another week you'll be blue, etc.

I wish my hair always looked perfect!

Granted but your make up will always look atrocious.
I wish I didn't have AS.

Granted, your AS has been switched out with Antisocial Personality Disorder. You are now a sociopath!

I wish my makeup would apply itself every morning.

Granted but eyeshadow will be lipstick, mascara will be blush, lipstick will be eyeshadow, and your foundation will be purple.
I wish I wasn't a sociopath.

Granted, you're back to having AS, but you also have narcissistic personality disorder.

I wish my makeup would apply itself perfectly without weird colors or mix-ups.

Granted, but you will be a dwarf and work for Snow White.
I wish I could a sub from Firehouse.

Granted, but your sub will be burnt.

I wish to try a good recipe for pumpkin squash soup.

Granted but it will be poisonous. I wish I was taller.