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TallyMan
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21 Jul 2010, 9:49 am

Was arrested for stealing leaves and charged with rustling.


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21 Jul 2010, 10:46 am

Should be dead by now... :lol:



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21 Jul 2010, 11:02 am

Has poisoned my cup of cof............................................................. :skull:


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21 Jul 2010, 3:57 pm

Stole my only copy of the Newsweek



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21 Jul 2010, 7:20 pm

Steals kitchen utensils then blames it on the poor wittle Kitty.


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22 Jul 2010, 1:35 am

Designed the pigomatic kitchen utensil. You lure an unsuspecting pig into one end of the apparatus and out comes streaky bacon from the other end.


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22 Jul 2010, 1:11 pm

Doesn't have a heart. Or a pancreas for that matter...



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22 Jul 2010, 5:31 pm

Accepted the donation of a spleen from a shady source on the black market...



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22 Jul 2010, 6:21 pm

Can only go to sleep at night if the old lady next door sings him a lullaby.


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22 Jul 2010, 6:32 pm

Is the factual basis for, the historical character of Helen of Troy..



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22 Jul 2010, 9:05 pm

Can only wake up in the morning if the old man next door plays The Last Post on his trumpet... :lol:


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23 Jul 2010, 3:13 am

Imitates the noise of a crowing rooster at 4 am every morning to annoy the neighbours.


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23 Jul 2010, 5:27 am

Was fired from his post of "ghost from the machine". He was replaced by Elvis.



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23 Jul 2010, 7:19 am

Makes a living being an Elvis impersonator.


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23 Jul 2010, 7:44 am

Is a reincarnation of Elvis.



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23 Jul 2010, 8:13 am

Is the reincarnation of Michael Jackson! 8O


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