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08 Oct 2013, 10:20 pm

Granted, you are now 8 feet 7 inches tall.

I wish pumpkin squash soup wouldn't be poisonous.

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08 Oct 2013, 10:21 pm

Granted. Everything except pumpkin squash soup is toxic to you.

I wish for serenity.

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08 Oct 2013, 10:23 pm

Granted but there will be no love.
I wish for a good nights sleep.

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08 Oct 2013, 10:27 pm

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I wish for a good nights sleep.

Granted. You sleep through the entire night ... during which the Rapture occurred for everyone else. The world is all yours.

I wish to become a vegetarian.

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08 Oct 2013, 10:28 pm

Granted! You sleep really well at night, and also during the day when you should be awake.

I wish I wasn't out of wishes.

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08 Oct 2013, 10:31 pm

Granted but your wishes will no longer be granted
I wish for my 8 ft 7 in to help me win an Olympic gold medal in swimming.

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08 Oct 2013, 10:52 pm

Granted, you get an Olympic gold medal, but you get it taken away because of drug use. What a shame!

I wish for my wishes to be granted.

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08 Oct 2013, 11:46 pm

Granted but your wishes will be corrupted.
I wish for chocolate chip pancakes.

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09 Oct 2013, 1:29 am

Granted. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx5Wpqf4-OM[/youtube]
Chef did the same, made half chocolate chip pancakes and half traditional pork pancakes. What a great combination! Not. And you will eat all of it.

I wish I had more of that wonderful berry /jelly /cream cake we made this summer. T’was so tasty but there are no more berries available now.

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09 Oct 2013, 6:10 am

Granted, that same cake will magically reappear in your kitchen.....several months old.....yum!

I wish to move soon!

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09 Oct 2013, 6:17 am

Granted. You’re moving to one of the most peaceful places on the face of the earth: Mogadishu where you can enjoy al-shabaab and the drought.

I wish my cake was made today!

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09 Oct 2013, 6:20 am

Granted, too bad your family eats it all before you have a change to taste it!

I wish I had a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks.

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09 Oct 2013, 6:30 am

Granted. Too bad they've changed the recipe. The content you will find to be pumpkin juice, spiced with lots of red naga chilli and salt, all covered in milk skin. Enjoy!

I wish rabies didn't exist.

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09 Oct 2013, 6:35 am

Granted, no more rabies! However, parasitic diseases quadruple! Pandemic!!

I wish disease didn't exist at all.

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09 Oct 2013, 6:39 am

Granted, but now the Earth will be even more over populated and resources be exploited and running out, leading to more conflict, war and terror, and lots of violent deaths.

I wish there were no parasites

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09 Oct 2013, 6:43 am

Granted! No parasites, but now all food in highly contaminated with bacterias like salmonella.

I wish they didn't change the recipe for the pumpkin spice latte.

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