Corrupt A Wish

Post Reply New Topic

Granted, but you have housework instead.

Speaking of homework, I wish I was a member of Daft Punk.

Granted, but you will be kicked out.
I wish that I could have some cookies.

Granted, but you won't get lucky!

I wish my roommate would hurry up with dinner!

Granted but it will taste terrible.
I wish the world wasn't so obsessed with sex, drugs, and other evils.

Granted, but he will still struggle with heroin addiction, illness, and depression.

I wish no one got addicted to drugs.

Granted but people will get addicted to Facebook instead
I wish I could go to Disneyworld

Granted, but it will be raining the whole time....bummer!!

I wish my roommate was a better cook. I'm terrified to taste what she has cooked.

Granted but now you are a terrible cook.
I wish that my hair was longer!

Granted, your hair is now 20 ft. long. Good luck with keeping it clean, and not getting stuck in something.

I wish to remain a good cook.

Haha Granted, but you will have to cook for everybody.
I wish for my 20 feet of hair to glow when I sing.

Granted, but it only will have to power to glow as long as it is never cut. Everyone is envious of your glowing hair, and try to cut it.

I wish I didn't have to cook for everybody!

Granted but you will have to live in isolation.
I wish that I could get out of my tower and see the lights that appear on my birthday every year.

Wish Granted, Rapunzel. However, you still have to defeat you evil mother (the one who kidnapped you).

I wish I lived in a beautiful Georgian style home.

Granted, but it will burn down.
I wish that I could save my father from the scary beast.