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Granted, but you will die in the process..but your father will be saved.

I wish my dream house didn't burn down.

Wish granted but someone will break into it.
I wish that I could be closer to my friends.

Granted, but you will find that your friends have changed and you won't like them anymore.

I wish to visit Italy someday.

Granted, but you will be stalked by a creepy Italian guy and he won't let you return to the U.S.
I also wish I could visit Italy.

Granted, but you gain 50 lbs. from eating all that great food.

I wish I had a cup of mint medley tea.

Granted but you will spill it.
I wish that I was good at gymnastics.

Granted, but you end up injuring your shoulder, and there goes gymnastics...

I wish I didn't spill my tea.

Granted, but the you will spill your food.
I wish certain numbers weren't evil.

Posting this to make 667 posts instead of the previous number.

Wish granted; that was not tea that spilled, it was ghastly-smelling cheap perfume....the whole apartment building reeks, and it is all your fault!

I wish for a fireplace.


Sylkat

Granted, but you'll have to clean out all the soot....messy, messy!

I wish it was springtime because I love the flowers.

Granted, but the flowers you will allure you and turn you into a flower.
I wish that I had natural curls

Granted. Now your hair looks like a frizzy mess, but hey!.....it's natural!

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted, but there are more hours of night time and you will have more work to do and less time to sleep.
I wish I could get on WP at school so we could PM each other.

You alone will get that extra hour, and it will be the hour that you spend stuck in traffic on the way to work.

I wish that the rain would stop.


Sylkat

Wish granted but it will start snowing
I wish I had synesthesia