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ProfessorX
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26 Jul 2010, 9:08 am

Thought he could win the lottery by selling jelly beans..



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26 Jul 2010, 9:08 am

is really an aunt in the local auntery.



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26 Jul 2010, 9:12 am

Has ants in her pants and worms in her buttocks.


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26 Jul 2010, 9:28 am

Has buttocks made of steel. 8O



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26 Jul 2010, 9:29 am

Is known as the iron lady. :wink:


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26 Jul 2010, 9:31 am

Hey, don't tell everyone my real name is Margaret Thatcher! 8O



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26 Jul 2010, 9:35 am

Kept me locked in her cabinet.


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26 Jul 2010, 11:54 am

Is a tin of sardines.


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26 Jul 2010, 12:00 pm

Really lives in Sardinia and is a 70 year old mackerel fisherman.


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26 Jul 2010, 12:10 pm

Keeps conserved sardines as pets. 8O



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26 Jul 2010, 12:11 pm

Pets sardines when no one is looking.


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26 Jul 2010, 12:13 pm

Has a pet pig called Crackling. She has yet to explain to the poor creature the reason for his name.


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26 Jul 2010, 12:15 pm

Keeps crackling me up. *ba dum pum*


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26 Jul 2010, 12:26 pm

Keeps feeding apples to crackling, or more specifically seeing how they fit in his mouth.


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26 Jul 2010, 12:35 pm

Thinks he's invited to the luau.


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26 Jul 2010, 12:40 pm

Flies to Hawaii for a pig roast every evening.


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