Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but sharks will be circling you. Have fun!

I wish Sallie Mae would quit emailing me about student loans...grr.

Granted, but now you will receive a bunch of nonsense emails.
I wish I could have some Reese's Pieces and Airhead Xtremes.

Granted, but you get sick from all that sugar and vomit everywhere. So sad.

I wish I had a bag of Halloween candy.

Wish granted, but since it is Halloween candy, the candy will try to eat you.
I wish Little House was on again.

Granted, but Little House will be the only thing that will air on every channel from now on.

I wish commercials didn't take up 15 minutes of air time during a show.

Wish granted, but the commercials will be in French.
I wish I could have a horse.

Granted, it a miniature horse, old, and can't be ridden.

I wish I could go horseback riding again.

Granted but you will fall off and get severely injured.
I wish that I could go back to Chicago

Granted, but it will be super cold and windy.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you will regret the wish
I wish I could see my close friend who went off to college.

Granted, but you can only see them through skype.

I wish to always make wise choices.

Granted but things will always be chaotic.
I wish that I could watch Phantom of the Opera right now.

Granted, but it's the older version instead of the newer on that you like more.

I wish the world was less chaotic.

Granted, but nobody will ever know each other.
I wish that I could do archery.

Granted, you can do archery, just not well.

I wish to be sitting in boat on a lake and soaking up the sun.

Wish granted, but the boat will run out of battery and you will have to swim your way back.
I wish I wasn't so addicted to this game.