Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, now you are addicted to word association instead.

I wish to be out of wishes now.

Granted. You’re out of wishes and won’t see your wishes come true in corrupted or uncorrupted form.

I wish I had an ice cold soda in front of me right now.

Granted, you will receive a bottle of Jones' Smoked Salmon Pate soda. Sounds delicious!! Drink up! It's nice and cold!

I wish my roommates hadn't woke me up so early. The insanity, I tell ya!

Not a morning bird, are ya? Granted. Your roommates don’t wake you up at all, so you sleep in and must stay longer because you get in late. You don’t mind staying the rest of the day and eve, do you?


I wish I had a bottle of delicious cold Pepsi Blue. Haven't tasted that since NYC 2003...

Granted, you receive the very last bottle of it, but enjoy it while it last because it's been discontinued.

I wish I had me a peach mango smoothie right now.

Granted. The mango is contaminated with salmonella and the peach is full of pesticides. And it’s not even very smooth.



I wish they’d stop discontinuing everything I like.

Granted, all products that you like are back. However, they are super expensive, and you can't afford to buy any of them. Sad day!

I wish to have uncontaminated and pesticide free food or beverage all the time.

Granted. You get the only ones available. It’s barely enough for you, so you get to watch your loved ones get sick time and again, and eventually die from food poisoning and pesticides.



I wish I had an unending amount of money.

Granted. A large cloud appears directly above your head, which rains down an unending amount of coins.

They hurt, too.

I wish I were a Viking.

Granted, you have most of the world's wealth. You sit on your big pile of cash while everyone else is dying from starvation, and disease. People turn you into a human dart board. You aren't safe anywhere. You live in constant fear for your life. All the people who work for you are secretly trying to kill you....a little poison in your food, someone with a rope or knife behind every corner.......doesn't that sound like fun? They even make a board game out of various ways you could die, and would do it......."It was Mr. Green in the ballroom with the revolver." Have a wonderful life making it rain with all that money literally falling from the sky.

I wish I was a kid again.

This was meant for Skilpadde. Whoops!

Granted. You’re now a child laborer.



I wish to win the lottery! Lots and lots of millions. And I'll never let anyone know.

Granted, you won't tell anyone of your millions.....the news will take care of that for you.

I wish there were no child laborers.

Granted. The price on all commodities skyrocket though. And the children aren’t much better off, their families are dirt poor and relied on their meager income


I wish to see that dang news reporter suffer for their slip!

Granted, but can you live with yourself for thinking such terrible things. The new reporters lose everything they have, and the guilt slowly eats you alive.

I wish I had a breakfast casserole right.

Granted, but you don’t have time to eat it. Your roomies will appreciate it though.



I wish the moon was made of cheese, it would have made for a more interesting universe!

Granted, but the space mice eat it all up.

I wish the moon wasn't made out of cheese.