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Secretly really wants purple with yellow dots, but I never said a thing.

Is on a calorie control diet and knows the calorific value of a grain of rice and consequently counts out 1753 grains of rice to eat with each meal.

Eats only fried spiders.

Eats them raw... and alive! Says she likes to feel them run around inside her mouth before swallowing them!

Sells fertilizer to underage penguins.

Puts a fertilizer on the eggs he planted in the garden.

Buried a chicken neck deep in her garden thinking it was the same as an egg-plant.

Maintains a graveyard of chickens, thinking he was growing chickens.

Likes to play chicken with oncoming lorries, which is rather brave considering he's only on a bicycle.

Is only capable of meeting new people after bathing in a pool of gasoline and then lighting himself on fire. Apparently it "breaks the ice" rather well.

Got hot under the collar when I shook his hand, then lit up and started smoking.

Has a colony of termites living in his armpit hair.

Has a colony of crabs living in his pants!

Lives in a nudist colony in Alaska.

Lives with members of the Dogon tribe in Africa...

Lives with a shoal of dolphins in the Southern Atlantic.