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ProfessorX
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30 Jul 2010, 2:23 pm

Was seen stealing blankets from the stucco building down the street...



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30 Jul 2010, 3:13 pm

Keeps only pink fluffy blankets and towels.



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30 Jul 2010, 3:17 pm

Likes to dress in Barbie pink and have her nails manicured every week in the beauty salon and catch up on the local gossip.


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30 Jul 2010, 3:21 pm

8O in spare time loves to steal his spouse clothes! :o



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30 Jul 2010, 3:28 pm

Rides a Harley Davidson and likes to knock back ten pints of beer and play pool at the local bar.


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30 Jul 2010, 3:29 pm

Keeps courses in supreme dish-washing. Claims it's an art.



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30 Jul 2010, 3:34 pm

Puts dishes and clothes into the washing machine at the same time to save water... and to make mosaic tiles.


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30 Jul 2010, 3:38 pm

Puts spouse with the clothes into the washing machine in order to save the water on bathing. Sometimes the dogs as well. Sometimes all three, and sometimes even he joins the fun.



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30 Jul 2010, 3:41 pm

Likes to sit on top of the washing machine when it is on fast spin cycle.


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31 Jul 2010, 5:15 pm

Mixes his martinis with a washing machine.....Definitely shaken not stirred. 8O


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01 Aug 2010, 12:08 am

Prefers his martinis dirty.


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01 Aug 2010, 5:49 am

Is a world renown theoretical physicist who is convinced the LHC will create the PIG particle and the universe will implode.


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01 Aug 2010, 7:27 am

Walks naked in order to save the money on clothes. 8O



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01 Aug 2010, 7:36 am

Walks with clothes because getting charged with public indecency was becoming a bit too costly.



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01 Aug 2010, 7:51 am

is a badger



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01 Aug 2010, 8:00 am

Is known to french kiss skunks.