Corrupt A Wish

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Granted but you will throw up a lot instead.
I wish for a text message.

Granted, but it will be from a person your not so fond of.

I wish stress didn't exist.

Me too. Granted but people with become sluggish in their work
I wish I had purple eyes

Granted! You have purple eyes, but in the sunlight they look red and creepy.

I wish I had bright blue eyes.

Granted, but the brightness you your eyes will blind people
I wish for I didn't have the narcissism you game me the other night.

Granted, you are not a narcissist...now your a sociopath.

I wish this day would end already....it's been horrible.

I'm sorry. Granted but the only way to end this day is through death
I wish I wasn't a sociopath or narcissist.

Granted, you have a perfectly healthy brain...however your heart isn't so healthy anymore.

I wish to die at the end of this day.

Wish granted, but you will come back to life in a week
I wish for a healthy heart.

Granted! You have a healthy heart....too bad your intestines aren't.

I wish people were so crazy.

Granted, but they may be fun for a while but craziness will drive you crazy.
I wish that I could walk on clouds.

Granted, but you can no longer walk on the ground.

I wish I was on cloud 9.

Wish granted, but you will be alone there
I wish for Shikari to have a good day tomorrow.

Thanks! Granted, but it will only be for tomorrow.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, but you won't sleep at all tonight.
I wish that I could sit with my friend in choir again.

Granted, but you'll end up fighting with your friend.

I wish to get rid my headache and earache.