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mjs82
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01 Aug 2010, 8:04 am

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Is known to french kiss skunks.


is known to have participated in a top secret operation to insert sleeper badger agents in positions of high authority in the nuclear regulatory commission



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01 Aug 2010, 9:00 am

Takes badgers to the pub with him because they always buy all the beer.


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01 Aug 2010, 10:17 am

Flavors his martinis with skunk spray.... 8O


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01 Aug 2010, 10:19 am

Is deathly afraid of nudist turtles.


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01 Aug 2010, 12:03 pm

Donates money to nudist turtles so they can afford to shell out for new clothes.


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01 Aug 2010, 12:32 pm

Spies on nudist turtles when his spouse isn't looking. :shameonyou:



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01 Aug 2010, 12:49 pm

Is a nudist turtle! 8O


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01 Aug 2010, 2:30 pm

Asked me to be "Spike", but I declined.



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01 Aug 2010, 2:55 pm

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01 Aug 2010, 3:55 pm

Hired a nude turtle photographer.



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01 Aug 2010, 4:14 pm

Is the world's foremost photographer of turtle top jumpers.


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01 Aug 2010, 4:16 pm

is turtle top jumper fashion designer.



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01 Aug 2010, 4:37 pm

Is a fashion model specialising in turtle top jumpers and diving flippers, but not usually both at the same time.


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01 Aug 2010, 5:11 pm

TallyMan is actually a woman who lives in Tokyo and walks cats for a living.



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01 Aug 2010, 5:13 pm

Is actually a 95 year old Chinese donkey salesman.



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01 Aug 2010, 5:15 pm

Keeps a herd of cats for the milk and is world famous for making cat's cheese from it.


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