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Booyakasha
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01 Aug 2010, 5:18 pm

Makes mouse mozzarella. 8O



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01 Aug 2010, 5:20 pm

Eats squirrels and marshmallows for dinner.



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01 Aug 2010, 5:24 pm

Stole all the squirrels from my garden.


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01 Aug 2010, 5:25 pm

Stole all the moles from my garden (again! :evil: )



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01 Aug 2010, 5:29 pm

I didn't steal them I rescued them from your evil plan to skin them all and make a fashionable mole skin jacket from them!


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01 Aug 2010, 5:31 pm

Can speak Icelandic with a Chinese accent.



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01 Aug 2010, 5:32 pm

Can speak Urdu with German accent.



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01 Aug 2010, 5:47 pm

Speaks gibberish with a touch of Irish.


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01 Aug 2010, 5:49 pm

Speaks pigeon English with a touch of Mongolian.



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01 Aug 2010, 5:56 pm

Trains pigeons to speak duck and swans to speak turkey.


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01 Aug 2010, 6:04 pm

is an international goose to duck, duck to pigeon and pigeon to goose interpretor.



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01 Aug 2010, 6:06 pm

Trains seagulls to crap on cars as practice for bombing raids to take over the world!


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01 Aug 2010, 6:58 pm

Dances the Macarena 5 times per day, pointed towards Dos Hermanas.


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02 Aug 2010, 5:04 am

Is only able to urinate, while facing magnetic north with a south easterly gale behind him.



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02 Aug 2010, 5:23 am

Gives Mensa cookies to his dog in order to increase dog's intelligence. 8O



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02 Aug 2010, 5:30 am

Has the worlds most intelligent gold fish.


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