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Granted but you will be sick so you won't be able to eat it.
I wish for an antique locket

I am sick!



1992 was a good year for Lockets. Enjoy your mouldy lozenge.

I wish that Northern Ireland had won tonight.

Granted. Northern Ireland defeated both Eire and England, and have thus spread Belfast conditions to most of Britain.


I wish to have octobertiger's kebab since he can't eat it anyway.

Granted.

It's all yours, Skill. I took three bites of some cous cous, and I think I'm going to throw up and faint, maybe not in that order.

I wish I could never get sick.

granted but then you will have to take care of everyone who is sick

I wish my brain would return to full executive function already

Granted. You now fully function as an executive. How's the buzzwords, Larry?

I wish GOG.com had more licences to product/took over Steam.

Granted, they take over Steam, but it cost them so much they go bankrupt and lose it all.


I wish there was something good on TV tonight.

Granted. Your favorite actor will make a surprise visit to your house, step on your TV and perform while on it, but will ruin the TV set in the process.

I wish my views would not get automatically dismissed.

Wish granted but they won't ever go away
I wish I could dance

Granted! but every time you dance you have a seizure

(um define annoying from June)

I wish this girl JUne from honey booboo was wearing latex! thats much better for snuggling

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Annoying as in talk too much and be really wild and hyper. Granted, but June will make you snuggle with Honeybooboo too.
I wish that weekends were longer.

Granted, they last longer, but you will have to start going to school during weekends too now. Most other people enjoy their long weekends though!

I wish I slept better, rather than waking up after 3 hours-

Wish granted you will sleep until New Year's
I wish I didn't have to go to school on the weekends.

Granted, but now weekends are restricted to one day only. Enjoy your one free day!


I wish I could wake up before New Year’s.

Wish granted. The sound of the Grinch taking your stuff will wake you up on Christmas Eve Night.

I wish to be friends with Skilpadde.

granted- but then they turn into a big jerk

I wish I had a hawk of my own