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Booyakasha
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04 Aug 2010, 4:22 am

prefers to hop on one foot in order to spare the money on two shoes.



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04 Aug 2010, 4:24 am

Won an Olympic silver medal for longest throw of a dead squirrel.



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04 Aug 2010, 4:27 am

Teehee :lol: - is an accredited rubber manufacturer, in alliance with TallyMan and his rubber tyre factory.



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04 Aug 2010, 4:50 am

(Wow, that's a blast from the past!)

Is an Indonesian donkey farmer specialising in making rubber shoes for donkeys so they can walk quietly.


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04 Aug 2010, 5:06 am

Is a high-end Italian shoemaker specializing in shoes made of finest Indonesian donkey leather.



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04 Aug 2010, 5:46 am

Features in Nike shoe adverts jumping over walls and climbing rooftops.


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04 Aug 2010, 5:59 am

Is a great dancer, but only with his left foot. His right foot is totally uncoordinated.



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04 Aug 2010, 6:20 am

Is suffering from the malady "foot in mouth" disease.


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04 Aug 2010, 6:23 am

Suffers from short-arm disease (keeps hitting ctrl-+)



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04 Aug 2010, 6:50 am

Is wanted by the long-arm of the law for paper rustling.


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04 Aug 2010, 6:55 am

If he puts his finger in a socket, he will light up, and be seen from space.



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04 Aug 2010, 7:08 am

Was caught streaking on Google Earth.



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04 Aug 2010, 7:42 am

Just tried HP sauce on a seafood pizza and bizarrely loved it. :shock:



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04 Aug 2010, 8:18 am

Is in league with the badgers! He's a spy! Burn him, Burn him, Burn him, Burn him, Burn him!


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04 Aug 2010, 8:21 am

Is in league with Torquemada! Quémenlo, quémenlo, quémenlo!



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04 Aug 2010, 12:13 pm

Is the Mayor of Timbuktu.