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Wish granted but someone else will create Microsoft
I wish homework didn't exist

Granted. But now school lasts 2 hours longer each day.

I wish I had a tricorder

Granted, but since you live in 2013 you aren't allowed to use it. It would violate the Prime Directive.


I wish I'd get a good night's sleep soon...

Granted, but in your dreams you meet Freddy Kreuger.


I wish the nice weather lasts at least another two weeks.


Sylkat

Wish granted but it will rain for the next 2 months and be really cold
I wish for a Katniss braid in my hair.

granted- you get her butt hair braid

granted- you get her butt hair braid

granted- you get her butt hair braid

I wish I had a blue stapler

Granted but you will staple yourself and it will turn your hand blue
I wish for a clean house

Granted! Your house is spotless, but it took you so long to get it that way that now you don't want to do anything to mess it up. You basically can't live in your house anymore for fear of messing up all that cleanness.

I wish it would stop being so rainy.

Granted. Now you have a blizzard. Visibility is at 0 and temperatures are below 0.


I wish the Prime Directive would be modified so I can use my tricorder even though it is only 2013

Granted it will only work at night though
I wish I wasn't stressed

Granted! You won't be stressed, but only after you finish all your homework.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time lately.

Wish granted now you will be hyper all the time.
I wish that it was tomorrow so I could go to church

Granted, but you suddenly come down with the flu tomorrow. You are too sick to go church.

I wish to not be hyper all the time.

Granted you will be hungry all the time now.
I wish I could go iceskating