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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Has read every cook book in the world but has yet to do anything more adventurous in the kitchen than reheating frozen fish sticks.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Was the inspiration behind the character, Steve Urkel.
Is a professional shark wrestler.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Shakes his booty as he wrestles.
Is a world famous female mud wrestler.
Wrestles with a bra on.
Complains when I get mud on her best bra.
Complains when his brother steals his other best bra and covers it with ice-cream.
Serves tea in the cups of the bra! And asks how many lumps I want (sugar)
All he ever wants for Christmas are bras, bras and some more bras!
All she ever wants for Christmas is another bible! She's got more bibles than I've got bras!
He keeps on pestering me to take pics of him wearing a bra, but I always say - 30-40 pics are quite enough, unless you want to try another type.
Won't let me try on her sexy black stockings, says I will ladder them.
You did the last time you tried them on! And then you even borrowed them to your brother, who's a lot heavier than you.
I swear they were already laddered from the stubble on your legs!
Can spontaneously combust when provoked with Swedish folk music.