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TallyMan
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28 Jun 2010, 5:13 am

You receive a roast parakeet with a side portion of chips and salad.

*inserts salt and pepper*

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iamnotaparakeet
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28 Jun 2010, 5:17 am

You receive a pepper plant planted in potting soil saturated with salt.

*Inserts a photon torpedo.*

TallyMan
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28 Jun 2010, 5:19 am

You receive a visit from the safety officer who lectures you about leaving anti-matter based weapons of mass destruction inside a publicly accessible machine.

*inserts a quarter*

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CockneyRebel
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28 Jun 2010, 5:21 am

You receive a hovercraft

Inserts a turntable needle

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TallyMan
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28 Jun 2010, 5:25 am

You receive an old worn LP record of Liberace playing piano.

*Inserts a fish*

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iamnotaparakeet
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28 Jun 2010, 5:27 am

You receive 100 trillion dollars worth of sardines. That is to say, an hundred trillion Zimbabwe dollars. :-P

*Inserts the restored wreckage of the Titanic into the machine.*

CockneyRebel
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28 Jun 2010, 5:30 am

You get the Titanic

Inserts a beetle

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reginaterrae
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28 Jun 2010, 5:33 am

You get a scarab pendant.

*inserts a cat*

CockneyRebel
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28 Jun 2010, 5:34 am

You get a blanket, with a cat on it.

Inserts used toilet paper

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reginaterrae
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28 Jun 2010, 5:35 am

You get a squirt of hand sanitizer.

*inserts a latex glove*

CockneyRebel
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28 Jun 2010, 5:37 am

You get dish soap

Inserts a Routemaster

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reginaterrae
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28 Jun 2010, 5:41 am

You receive a map.

*inserts a GPS map-update CD*

TallyMan
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28 Jun 2010, 5:43 am

You receive a virus and drive your car into a river.

*Inserts a diver*

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reginaterrae
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28 Jun 2010, 5:44 am

You receive a barnacle.

*inserts a crab claw*

TallyMan
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28 Jun 2010, 5:47 am

You receive a dose of crabs :lol:

*Inserts some medication*

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reginaterrae
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28 Jun 2010, 5:49 am

You receive a shipment of snails, delivered to your garden.

*inserts a half-pound of diatomaceous earth*

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