Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. But now you compulsively organize all night instead.

I wish I had time to do fun things I dont usually have time to do.

Granted but the fun things you now have time to do are the only thing you can do so they are no longer fun.

I wish for perfect health.

Wish granted but your heart will always be broken
I wish for world peace.

Granted! The world will eventually be at peace, but that would mean that humans can no longer exist for that to happen.

I wish I had a bag a gummy worms. That sounds good right now.

Granted. After you finish eating a bag full of regular worms, some of them decide to stick around in your gums.

I wish for a big slice of delicious chocolate cake.

Granted, but someone accidentally made the cake with salt instead of sugar. It looks delicious, but looks can be deceiving!

I wish gasoline was free.

Wish granted. Food will be very expensive though
I wish that I could go for a walk on the beach

Granted, but you come across a beached whale.

I wish I had a little extra spending money right now.

Granted, but the money is in lire and the fee for converting it to dollars is only one buck less than the lire is worth altogether. Don’t spend it all at once!


I wish fairytales could come true.

Granted! You are Gretel from Hansel and Gretel. Have fun in the woods with the witch.

I wish Mondays weren't so Monday-like.

Granted. Now you are being chased by fairy tale villains.

I wish I had a TARDIS

@ Shikari: Granted now Mondays aren’t so Monday-like. But the other six days of the week are!


@ Random42: Granted but it’s unreliable and leaves you behind in the past.


I wish to be able to spin straw into gold.

Granted, but now it's not just straw that you can turn into gold...now you can turn anything into gold with just the touch of your hands. Have fun being Midas.

I wish for the most beautiful hair anyone has ever seen.

Granted but a rare disease makes all your beautiful hair fall out.


I wish to only make what I want into gold and be able to sell it as I wish.

Granted, but gold isn't worth that much anymore.

I wish for my hair to never fall out.

Granted, but it will never look that beautiful again, it was the disease that made it so pretty.


I wish for gold to be worth a lot and for me to have gold to sell.