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Founded a religion requiring the dead to be dyed.

Makes a living dying the dead.

Opened an expensive boutique for zombies, but they didn't like paying an arm and a leg.

Is really the abminable snowman.

Is really an amiable snowman.

Starts dancing like Elvis after he had two pints of lager. (whatever the location)

Loves to have a wild night out down at his local pub.

Yep, that's me. (scaring the squirrel s**tless, I reckon)

Um, watches a lot of programs about bushcraft on the telly and now can build a hut out of 14 and a half rhubarb stems, some floss (thread) and a paperclip.

Buys a round of drinks for the entire squirrel population when he goes to the pub. (I think that squirrel is going to be legless by the end of the evening the way he's knocking it back! )

Is said squirrel (in the gif) and got indeed the wish granted (Alladin style, after rubbing the lamp) that his glass stayed full all the time.

Was last seen singing loudly about hazelnuts and staggering down the street blind drunk, shortly before he disappeared up a tree and pee'd on a group of nuns walking underneath.

Was a nun for eighty years but saw the light luckily and now.... drinks, have sex with the local postman (14h35 till 14h53 on Tuesday and Friday) and well, tells dirty jokes to every passer-by, really.

Was also a nun but got thrown out for getting into bad habits.

Was not only a nun, but a woman bishop in the Church of England!

Is a living bad habit.

Is the real life person that "Father Ted" was based on.... Tends to say "fecking" a lot.