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reginaterrae
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08 Aug 2010, 4:30 pm

Is the real-life Father Ted's girlfriend.



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08 Aug 2010, 5:25 pm

Addresses everyone named Ted as "Father" and frequently confesses her sins to them.


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08 Aug 2010, 5:43 pm

Regularly confesses her sins to her boyfriend Ted's father.



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08 Aug 2010, 7:02 pm

Regularly confesses her sins with her boyfriend Ted's father.


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09 Aug 2010, 9:01 am

Her ears are filled with mash potato's.



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09 Aug 2010, 9:41 am

Eats emu eggs for breakfast.



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09 Aug 2010, 1:14 pm

Keeps said emu eggs warm, beneath her dress. :lol:



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09 Aug 2010, 2:46 pm

8O peeked! :oops:



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09 Aug 2010, 3:30 pm

Holds the world record for the fastest egg and spoon race.


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09 Aug 2010, 3:41 pm

Holds the record for the fastest egg-laying.


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09 Aug 2010, 3:44 pm

Pelts random passers-by with rotten eggs!


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09 Aug 2010, 3:45 pm

Grows a special strain of rotten tomatoes.


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09 Aug 2010, 3:58 pm

Stole all my best tomatoes to eat with her bacon! :evil:


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09 Aug 2010, 4:00 pm

Is the bitter, jealous type. *wipes tomato juice and bacon grease off her chin*


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09 Aug 2010, 4:04 pm

Still hasn't told her pet pig "Crackling" the reason for his name! The poor little critter thinks she likes to stroke him but really she's just seeing how fat he's becoming!


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09 Aug 2010, 8:33 pm

Sees ill intent in everything that KittenWithAWhip does.


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