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reginaterrae
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10 Aug 2010, 6:20 am

Thinks KittenWithaWhip is a vegetarian.



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10 Aug 2010, 11:23 am

Is plotting with KittenWithaWhip to get superboyian into a pot!


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10 Aug 2010, 11:35 am

I know you didn't just call superboyian a pig :pig:
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10 Aug 2010, 11:43 am

( ^ :lol: I was thinking more along the lines that you two are cannibals! )

Is busy looking up recipes for superboyian's feet!


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10 Aug 2010, 11:48 am

He tried to cook me and use my feet as a special ingredient. 8O

(I should taste pretty good) :lol:


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10 Aug 2010, 11:49 am

Regularly was called in to clean the drains of 195 Melrose Avenue, Cricklewood, North West London.


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10 Aug 2010, 11:50 am

Didn't wash under his toenails properly and made the foot-sauce turn green.


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10 Aug 2010, 11:59 am

Didn't wash under his toenails properly before making grape "sauce"



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10 Aug 2010, 12:45 pm

Thought her chiropodist was giving her a compliment when he said she'd got athlete's foot.


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10 Aug 2010, 2:47 pm

Named his first son, Aardvark.



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10 Aug 2010, 2:51 pm

Refers to his mothers sister as Aunt Eater.


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10 Aug 2010, 3:10 pm

Chases cars on the weekends and thus is kept on a leash.



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10 Aug 2010, 3:35 pm

His house has 37 bedrooms and 45 bathrooms.



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10 Aug 2010, 3:45 pm

Her house has 37000 termites and 45000 ants. Her bedroom and bathroom are soon to be both on the ground floor :wink:


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10 Aug 2010, 3:50 pm

He's a building contractor who plants termites in people's homes to drum up business.



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10 Aug 2010, 3:51 pm

Sells c4 explosives on the seashore. 8O