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TallyMan
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10 Aug 2010, 3:55 pm

Was thrown out of the army demolition squad for planting ice creams under a bridge.


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10 Aug 2010, 3:55 pm

Plants cheap metal rings in the sand at the seashore so those people who go out with their metal detectors early in the morning will get all excited thinking they've struck GOLD!



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10 Aug 2010, 3:57 pm

Is the host of "Who wants to be a Millionaire?"- Guatemala.



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10 Aug 2010, 3:58 pm

Is the host of Zimbabwe's version "Who wants to be a Trillionaire"


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10 Aug 2010, 4:05 pm

Is the first contestant to win "Who Wants to Be a Trillionaire" in Zimbabwe without getting shot.



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10 Aug 2010, 4:07 pm

Was kind enough to sell me a loaf of bread in exchange for all my winnings.


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10 Aug 2010, 4:16 pm

Was kind enough to share the loaf of bread in exchange for burning the money to toast it with.



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10 Aug 2010, 4:17 pm

Likes to use her loaf when it comes to money matters.


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10 Aug 2010, 4:26 pm

:?: Is that something like using her noggin?

^Speaks Brit-slang.



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10 Aug 2010, 4:29 pm

^ Exactly! :lol:

Speaks fluent Cockney rhyming slang with a Glaswegian accent after drinking one too many bloody Mary's.


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10 Aug 2010, 4:34 pm

Speaks fluent Lunfardo with a Tucumán accent after drinking one too many bottles of Carmenère. (and you should see him tango! :wink: )



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10 Aug 2010, 5:57 pm

Prefers her sheets of toilet tissue half size, so uses a threadless sowing machine to make the perforations exactly where she likes them.


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11 Aug 2010, 7:52 am

Was expelled from Burundi for wearing too loud a shirt.



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11 Aug 2010, 10:29 am

Was made a honorary citizen of Burundi for his taste in footwear.


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11 Aug 2010, 10:53 am

Enjoys tasting feet. :eew:



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11 Aug 2010, 11:16 am

Is missing a toe! :twisted:


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