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26 Oct 2015, 6:22 pm

Thanks nurseangela, for that made me laugh in a good way I have the have a heart of a cat but, the courage of a lion.


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26 Oct 2015, 6:28 pm

I'm glad I could help with the laughter thing Mr. Kazanscube. It came from the heart because I just had to get bifocals myself. 8O


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26 Oct 2015, 6:31 pm

I don't have one, but I want to see what people say about my avatar.


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26 Oct 2015, 6:37 pm

Hi I'm the spokesperson for Linux operating system which is better than Windows.


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26 Oct 2015, 6:57 pm

How about.....

Why can't I ever find shoes that fit??! !


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26 Oct 2015, 8:11 pm

I'm not a Nurse Shark, I'm a Nurse Cat, so no Catfish jokes!


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27 Oct 2015, 12:40 pm

Hello, I'm the chief security officer for wrong planet, may I see some id before you pass?


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28 Oct 2015, 7:38 am

Hm.....are you sure those aren't the droids we're looking for?



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28 Oct 2015, 8:30 am

No, no, this isn't the Dark Lord we're looking for!


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28 Oct 2015, 8:37 am

Listen very carefully, I'm not the jedi you're looking for.... 8O also I never said Jedi....I mean that word I never said.



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28 Oct 2015, 8:43 am

Where's a bucket of water when I need one?
Actually, I doubt that dousing Sauron with water would really do much.


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28 Oct 2015, 9:03 am

Maybe he'd melt :lol:

*quietly focusing on not thinking about flying*



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28 Oct 2015, 9:26 am

I think he'd just get really, really angry. Or he'd be incredulous that someone actually tried to throw water on the Dark Lord of Middle-earth.
? Why are you focusing on not thinking about flying? Flying is wonderful!


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28 Oct 2015, 9:31 am

Feyokien wrote:
Maybe he'd melt :lol:

*quietly focusing on not thinking about flying*


I'm probably going to have to call in sick to work today. Reason? Spontaneous combustion and if I come to work all the fire extinguishers will go off.


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28 Oct 2015, 9:36 am

Can you imagine Sauron being so powerful that he accidentally annihilates his own army and tower? :lol:


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28 Oct 2015, 9:44 am

Kuraudo777 wrote:
? Why are you focusing on not thinking about flying? Flying is wonderful!


It's supposed to be the caption for yours. You'll need to not be thinking about flying or hitting the ground so you can "miss" the ground. More hitchhikers shenanigans :mrgreen:
Yeah I can picture it, especially with his mace attack that has a huge hitbox
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I swear if I hear anymore jokes about MASH.....



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