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TallyMan
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28 Jun 2010, 5:52 am

You receive some dynamite.

*inserts a fuse and lights it*


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reginaterrae
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28 Jun 2010, 5:58 am

You receive an offer to bribe the gendarme sent out to investigate the explosion.

*inserts a handcuff*



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28 Jun 2010, 6:01 am

You receive a caution for making explosives without a permit.

*Inserts an oven glove*


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28 Jun 2010, 6:03 am

You receive a loaf of bread and pie - mixed together by the explosion!


*Inserts a sleeping pill.*



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28 Jun 2010, 6:07 am

You receive a snoring sound somewhat like the vuvuzelas in Soccer City stadium.

*inserts a pair of ear plugs*



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28 Jun 2010, 6:14 am

SORRY? WHAT DID YOU SAY?

*inserts a loud hailer*


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28 Jun 2010, 6:48 am

You receive an opera singer

Inserts a Christmas light


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28 Jun 2010, 7:00 am

You receive a starship.


*Inserts a gravitational singularity.*



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28 Jun 2010, 7:06 am

You receive a magnetic mattress

Inserts a peace sign


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28 Jun 2010, 7:23 am

You receive some peace and love baby.

*inserts a "joint"*


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28 Jun 2010, 8:31 am

You receive 100 chocolate bars and some eye cooling drops and a bonus CD of Primal Scream - "Don't Fight It Feel It".

*inserts spinning room*


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28 Jun 2010, 8:50 am

You receive a bout of the munchies and eat all that chocolate in one go.

*inserts a chat with Hughie on the big white ceramic telephone*


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28 Jun 2010, 9:07 am

You receive an engaged dial tone.

*inserts gold toned quarter*


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28 Jun 2010, 2:52 pm

You receive an arcade token.


*Inserts Crossman 750.*



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28 Jun 2010, 6:52 pm

You receive a summons.

*inserts a not guilty plea*



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28 Jun 2010, 9:09 pm

You have received an escort to the court house by a burly bailiff named Bubba.

*inserts quarter*