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TallyMan
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19 Aug 2010, 10:48 am

Knows every church in Manhattan.


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19 Aug 2010, 11:59 am

Founded a church in Peoria



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19 Aug 2010, 12:01 pm

Floundered a perch in Peru.


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19 Aug 2010, 12:25 pm

Fell off his perch in a tree out back.



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19 Aug 2010, 12:27 pm

Is well known in the Australian Outback for wrestling crocodiles.


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19 Aug 2010, 12:31 pm

Wears crocodile-skin shorts.



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19 Aug 2010, 12:35 pm

Is so mean she can make a grown crocodile cry.


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19 Aug 2010, 12:36 pm

Cried so much as a baby that his mom used to put valium in his milk bottles.



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19 Aug 2010, 12:44 pm

His mom gave birth to milk bottles, which made her cry.



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19 Aug 2010, 12:50 pm

Likes to cry over spilt milk..... Well ok it was all over your computer keyboard, but even so...


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19 Aug 2010, 2:05 pm

crying over your keyboard leads to electrocution, claims old italian viking



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19 Aug 2010, 2:08 pm

Plugged my mouse into a 10,000 volt supply! Image


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19 Aug 2010, 3:19 pm

Built a better mousetrap -- electrocutes the little critters.



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19 Aug 2010, 3:42 pm

Runs a home for orphaned mice.


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19 Aug 2010, 3:45 pm

Collects cockroaches.



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19 Aug 2010, 4:03 pm

Has released a cookbook titled "101 spicy dishes made with cockroaches".

Apparently it is a best seller amongst down-town restaurants.


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