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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Knows every church in Manhattan.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Founded a church in Peoria
Floundered a perch in Peru.
Fell off his perch in a tree out back.
Is well known in the Australian Outback for wrestling crocodiles.
Wears crocodile-skin shorts.
Is so mean she can make a grown crocodile cry.
Cried so much as a baby that his mom used to put valium in his milk bottles.
Fixer_Girl Sea Gull
Joined: 14 Aug 2010Age: 53Gender: FemalePosts: 245
His mom gave birth to milk bottles, which made her cry.
Likes to cry over spilt milk..... Well ok it was all over your computer keyboard, but even so...
danandlouie Veteran
Joined: 27 Jul 2010Age: 79Gender: MalePosts: 796Location: rainbow bridge
crying over your keyboard leads to electrocution, claims old italian viking
Plugged my mouse into a 10,000 volt supply!
Built a better mousetrap -- electrocutes the little critters.
Runs a home for orphaned mice.
Collects cockroaches.
Has released a cookbook titled "101 spicy dishes made with cockroaches". Apparently it is a best seller amongst down-town restaurants.